convexly:

why can’t stuffing my face with pizza make me attractive? 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

hempest:

sexponents:

MY TOASTER IS ON FIRE WHAT DO I DO

make a text post

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

jaclcfrost:

"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers

(via wolfgillies)